What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Read also: